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The Loud Idiots Radio Programme airs at 8pm Eastern Time every Tuesday on The Non Productive Network

We’re Back Live!


The Loud Idiots are back, live!  We always feel that the best way to create anticipation for a show is with a month-long, unannounced hiatus.  So with that kind of a lead in, what can you expect when the Idiots return to the inter-waves?  How about superstar actress Claudia Christian from Babylon 5 . . . → Read More: We’re Back Live!

Sexy Halloween Costumes 2011

Sexy Heinz Ketchup Dress – I have absolutely no explanation for why this is attractive, but it is.

Sexy Plaid Mad Hatter – There’s something strangely alluring about seeing the words “plaid” and “sexy” right next to each other. That makes this one a winner.

Sexy Raccoon – Like a sexy little thief, but cuddly. Sure they’re vicious little buggers and if you find one who lets you get close . . . → Read More: Sexy Halloween Costumes 2011

Get Ready for Halloween with Angela Featherstone!


As preparations for Halloween reach a fever pitch, join the Loud Idiots in welcoming actress extraordinaire Angela Featherstone to the show.  You might remember her from “The Wedding Singer” and “Con Air,” but we remember her from the last scene of “Army of Darkness.”  She’ll be at the Chiller Theatre Expo this weekend, so tune . . . → Read More: Get Ready for Halloween with Angela Featherstone!

NYCC 2011 Is Here!


Check out our ongoing coverage of New York Comic Con 2011, from our special Tumblr Blog. We’ll be updating  the blog LIVE from the floor all weekend, so if you can’t make it out to the Javitz Center, we’ll bring the Javitz Center to you.

Geektoberfest: Miracles and Zombies!


Join us this Tuesday on the Loud Idiots Show as we continue our Geektoberfest festivities.  First, joining us in studio for the evening, is writer/director/actor David Campfield, who will be telling us about his new horror-comedy “Cesar and Otto’s Summer Camp Massacre”.  Then we’ll be joined by the star of Joss Whedon’s controversial show . . . → Read More: Geektoberfest: Miracles and Zombies!

Elvira and Captain Action Kick Off Geektoberfest


The Loud Idiots kick off Geektoberfest with the biggest bang EVER!  Maybe the two biggest bangs ever!  I’m talking about the Queen of Screams herself, Elvira!  Plus Ed Catto and Joe Ahearn, the men behind Captain Action, will join us along with Lady Action, Niki Rubin.  See, two separate bangs!  Get your mind out . . . → Read More: Elvira and Captain Action Kick Off Geektoberfest

Cali Logan, Hot Sauce!


Join us this Tuesday at 8pm EST on Non-Productive.com as we welcome model, actress, fighter, and all around internet sensation Cali Logan to the show! Then The Taffeta Darling sits in as we start the preparations for the “Made In Hell” hot sauce shot-glass challenge! Check it out! . . . → Read More: Cali Logan, Hot Sauce!

Gorgeous George Brings It!


Join us on The Loud Idiots Show this Tuesday, August 9, 2011 as we welcome Gorgeous George of WCW and TNA wrestling fame, and one half the Rock group “Gorgeous Frankenstein”. What will happen when this confluence of athletic talent, musical ability, and striking beauty enters the same studio as a bunch of lazy, . . . → Read More: Gorgeous George Brings It!

5th of July Bash!


Join us tonight at 8pm EST on Non-Productive.com as we welcome back comic book writer Lee Estes who will be providing his guest co-hosting skills for the evening.  Then we will be hearing from Glamour/Cosplay Model and actress Marie-Claude Bourbonnais who will discuss her career and current projects.  And, of course, another segment of . . . → Read More: 5th of July Bash!

Loud Idiots Salute the Troops



As America prepares to celebrate Memorial Day, the Loud Idiots pause to say a special “Thank You” to our troops.  We’ll preview the summer movies, and hear some war stories.  Plus, a twenty-one Slim Jim salute to Randy Savage.  All this and more 5/24 at 8pm, only on The NonProductive Network.