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Sexy Halloween Costumes 2011

Sexy Heinz Ketchup Dress – I have absolutely no explanation for why this is attractive, but it is.

Sexy Plaid Mad Hatter – There’s something strangely alluring about seeing the words “plaid” and “sexy” right next to each other. That makes this one a winner.

Sexy Raccoon – Like a sexy little thief, but cuddly. Sure they’re vicious little buggers and if you find one who lets you get close . . . → Read More: Sexy Halloween Costumes 2011

Project: Spoon! Part 2


I wanted to give you all a quick update on the project, before I enter the Poppasleep for the evening.  I’ve replenished my supply of Green Stuff (epoxy modelling gunk), and begun work on some of the big guns.  I’ll post more pictures later, but for now, feast your eyes on the beginnings of . . . → Read More: Project: Spoon! Part 2

Project: Spoon! Part 1


If you’ve been listening to our show lately, you know we’ve fallen under the spell of Heroclix.  During our last gaming session (which lasted 8 hours, mind you), Radio’s Frank observed a particularly large hole in the range of comic characters covered in the game.  Specifically, THERE’S NO TICK!

So, being a man of . . . → Read More: Project: Spoon! Part 1

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 12


Okay, this has been a lot of fun, but now it’s Christmas Eve, a time to reflect on what’s truly importa… OH MY GOD! THATS AN ACTUAL STUFFED REINDEER!  What the hell, man!?  Did they kill Blitzen and prop him up to make a better picture?  That was a noble animal once, and now . . . → Read More: The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 12

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 11


In the Germanic countries, the Kristkindl, or Christ Child is a common player in Christmas traditions.  Because real babies are notoriously unreliable, der kindle is usually portrayed by a young blonde girl.  Here we see her posed with what appears to be a bank robber.

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 10


Note to Department Stores: Stop hiring 1970′s serial killers to play Santa Claus. Also, his beard looks like he stuck his finger in a wall socket.  At least he fits Clement Moore’s description of “a jolly old elf.”  He’s about half the size of the two kids on his lap.  I bet they’re real . . . → Read More: The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 10

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 9



The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 8


Redneck Santa is hardcore.  If you’re naughty, he doesn’t give you coal; he shoots your dog!  Or is that one of the hell hounds from “Ghostbusters?”  I can’t tell.  Either way, this dude is scary and he means business!  Look at that . . . → Read More: The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 8

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 7


Abject terror.  No other two words can capture the look on this child’s face.  And who can blame her?  The worst part about it?  Look at St. Nick’s face.  At first you think, ugh it’s all white.  Creepy, I guess.  But look a little deeper.   Why is his face white?  Is he deathly . . . → Read More: The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 7

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 6


Hey, Ho!  Let’s Go!  Hey, Ho!  Ho! Ho!

Oi! If you don’t leave milk and cookies for Father Christmas, ‘e’ll break a bottle o’ lager over your ‘ead ‘e will!

P.S.  He’s probably headed to your kid’s school.