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The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 5


Ok, go over to iTunes, or Amazon, or whatever, and download “I’m Dressin’ Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole) (LP Version)” by Bob Rivers.  Listen to that and look at this picture.  Pay close attention to his hands, then look at his face.  Look at his hands, then his face.  His . . . → Read More: The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 5

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 4


This is so unbelievably frightening, I don’t even know where to start.  I imagine that if H.P. Lovecraft wrote a version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, this would be the star.  Even the photo itself looks like it’s been through hell.  It looks like it was scratched out and drawn on, as though someone tried . . . → Read More: The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 4

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 3


Santa looks like a rosy-cheeked cross between an Eskimo and a Beagle Boy from Ducktails.  Plus, he’s surrounded by soul-less ginger kid minions holding what appear to be pillows to smother his enemies, ala “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”  I don’t know about you, but that’s how I picture . . . → Read More: The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 3

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 2


That’s Bill Goldberg.  Yes, that Bill Goldberg.  Atlanta Falcon, WCW/WWE Champion, Car Enthusiast, Bill has worn many hats,including that of “Murderous-Norse-God-Santa.”  Want to know more, go rent Santa’s Slay, or, don’t and stay sane instead.

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 1

Day 1

This Shabby Sinterclaas is downright frightening, in and of himself.  He looks like an extra from “The Walking Dead Christmas Special.”  But even more frightening, in my opinion, is the little girl.  She looks serene and completely unfazed, as if the unholy spawn of St. Nick and Krampus were not standing over her shoulder. . . . → Read More: The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 1

This is what you missed at Rock Con!

Aren’t you sad…

Inaugural Blog Post!

Hey Idiotophiles, Big Poppa Pete here.  We just wrapped up another fabulous episode, talked about Comic Con and chatted with Jonathan Tiersten about his upcoming appearence at RockCon.  I’m still pretty hyped from the show so I figured I’d take the time to try out our new Blog system.  Remember how I told you . . . → Read More: Inaugural Blog Post!