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The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 5

Ok, go over to iTunes, or Amazon, or whatever, and download “I’m Dressin’ Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole) (LP Version)” by Bob Rivers.  Listen to that and look at this picture.  Pay close attention to his hands, then look at his face.  Look at his hands, then his face.  His hands, his face, his hands, then the girl’s face, then his face again.  UGH!

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