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The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 7

Abject terror.  No other two words can capture the look on this child’s face.  And who can blame her?  The worst part about it?  Look at St. Nick’s face.  At first you think, ugh it’s all white.  Creepy, I guess.  But look a little deeper.   Why is his face white?  Is he deathly ill?  Did someone actually thing that looked good?  How many people do you think looked at that man BEFORE placing a little girl on his lap and said, “Yeah, he looks perfect, the kids will LOVE him!”

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By Big Poppa Pete, on December 19th, 2010