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The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 10

Note to Department Stores: Stop hiring 1970′s serial killers to play Santa Claus. Also, his beard looks like he stuck his finger in a wall socket.  At least he fits Clement Moore’s description of “a jolly old elf.”  He’s about half the size of the two kids on his lap.  I bet they’re real happy this ended up on the internet.

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