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The Loud Idiots’ Christmas Spectacular


The Loud Idiots are in the holiday spirit, and you know what that means… oh wait, you don’t?  Well it means Party Time!  And you’re invited!  Tune in for a chat with actor Doug Jones, from Hellboy and Pan’s Labyrinth.  Plus, the long-awaited Claudia Christian interview.  And David Fagan of Snowball 37 will . . . → Read More: The Loud Idiots’ Christmas Spectacular

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 12


Okay, this has been a lot of fun, but now it’s Christmas Eve, a time to reflect on what’s truly importa… OH MY GOD! THATS AN ACTUAL STUFFED REINDEER!  What the hell, man!?  Did they kill Blitzen and prop him up to make a better picture?  That was a noble animal once, and now . . . → Read More: The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 12

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 11


In the Germanic countries, the Kristkindl, or Christ Child is a common player in Christmas traditions.  Because real babies are notoriously unreliable, der kindle is usually portrayed by a young blonde girl.  Here we see her posed with what appears to be a bank robber.

The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 10


Note to Department Stores: Stop hiring 1970′s serial killers to play Santa Claus. Also, his beard looks like he stuck his finger in a wall socket.  At least he fits Clement Moore’s description of “a jolly old elf.”  He’s about half the size of the two kids on his lap.  I bet they’re real . . . → Read More: The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 10

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