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By Big Poppa Pete, on December 15th, 2010%
Santa looks like a rosy-cheeked cross between an Eskimo and a Beagle Boy from Ducktails. Plus, he’s surrounded by soul-less ginger kid minions holding what appear to be pillows to smother his enemies, ala “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.” I don’t know about you, but that’s how I picture . . . → Read More: The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 3
By Big Poppa Pete, on December 14th, 2010%
That’s Bill Goldberg. Yes, that Bill Goldberg. Atlanta Falcon, WCW/WWE Champion, Car Enthusiast, Bill has worn many hats,including that of “Murderous-Norse-God-Santa.” Want to know more, go rent Santa’s Slay, or, don’t and stay sane instead.
By Big Poppa Pete, on December 13th, 2010%
This Shabby Sinterclaas is downright frightening, in and of himself. He looks like an extra from “The Walking Dead Christmas Special.” But even more frightening, in my opinion, is the little girl. She looks serene and completely unfazed, as if the unholy spawn of St. Nick and Krampus were not standing over her shoulder. . . . → Read More: The 12 Creepy Santas of Christmas Day 1
By Big Poppa Pete, on December 12th, 2010%
Wheatoooon!
As a special holiday treat, we’re counting down the days leading up to Christmas with the most shiver inducing Santas we can find. It’s not that we don’t like Christmas. We do. We just like to watch it squirm. Click here for the . . . → Read More: The Twelve Creepy Santas of Christmas
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